Exquisite Courts


Testicle Dance Shows Up During Playoff Time, Too.

By the way, I do have Cleveland winning it all.



The Deluxe Apartment in the Sky

He’s mooooovin’ on up.



Inheritance
March 30, 2009, 7:51 pm
Filed under: Basketball, Feel, NBA, Pain and Heartache, Photo, Villains, Yardbird | Tags: ,

Something happens to an Also-Ran.

Something happens to the feet of a man

Who always comes in second in a foot-race.

He becomes a national unloved child,

A balding orphan, an aging adolecent

Who never got the biggest piece of candy.

Unloved children, of all ages, insinuate themselves

Into spotlights and rotogravures.

They stand on their hands and wiggle their feet.

Split pupils with their pounding!  And their tonsils

Turn into organ pipes.  Show me a shouter, And I’ll show you an also-ran.  A might-have-been,

An almost was.

- Inherit the Wind, Act Three, Scene one.



Extended Absence
March 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
Filed under: Basketball, Chill, Feel, Graffiti, Photo, Yardbird | Tags: ,

I’ve just been too busy to keep up with the NBA and this blog.

Tennis season is apon me, and workouts absorb much of my time.

As does my graffiti.

Maybe when my schedule gives up on me a bit, i’ll return to regular posting with some extended articles.

Until then, enjoy the videos and pictures i’ll be putting up here.

Be Easy,

Yardbird



Lost Souls and Bleeding Hearts

I admit, this NBA season has been a difficult one for me.

I know, the league is riding an undeniable high, Lebron James is emerging as a force not to be reckoned with on a nightly basis, good guys like Dwight and CP3 are becoming Grade-A stars, and no league is as popular or un-burdened with controversy as the NBA.  How can I possibly be upset about the season?

Well, because I’m a Golden State Warriors fan.

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30. 33. 32. 26. 18. 41.
February 23, 2009, 9:47 pm
Filed under: Basketball, NBA, Photo | Tags:

Nate Robinson since February tenth.



Losing Money During a Renaissance

It’s unprecedented to think that a league that has finally shed itself of the stigma that hung over it in the post-Jordan era is losing money and racking up debt.  But according to this article, the NBA is borrowing $175 million that will ultimately help up to 15 teams offset decreasing streams of revenue.  It’s arguable that we’re on the verge or are entering another Golden Age of the Association, and it’s a shame that the current economy puts a damper over it.

Not since the Great Depression has the economy affected professional sports more than in the past year or so, and today’s trading deadline is proof of that.  No big blockbuster trades, no moves for championship contention.  99% of the trades made were made for one reason: money.  I mean, when Larry Hughes’ contract is the centerpiece of a deal, you know times are bad.  Never before has an expiring contract been worth so much to so many.

(Yeah, that’s Larry Hughes.  Apparently those women aren’t attracted to a nice jumpshot.)

The most bizarre part of the deadline was the take-backs of the Tyson Chandler trade.  The move was purely for monetary reasons from the NOLA side, and yet they cannot catch a break on that one.  Must have been awkward for the two teams playing on the same court two nights ago.

Shoals wrote a nice little piece about the current state of the NBA’s economy, and you can read it HERE.

HERE’s Hollinger’s grades of the deadline deals from ESPN.com.

I leave you with a Garbage Time All-Stars comic that represents the feeling of today’s deadline well.  If you haven’t already, check out these guys.  They write and draw some good shit.

Be Easy,

Yardbird



Spring-Heeled Nate

The best dunk won.  As impressive as the 12-foot rim, the toss from the stands, or Fernandez catching it from behind the glass was, Nate took the cake.  He’s the first one to come anywhere close to Dwight in the theatrical department, and it payed off.  KryptoNate leaped over a tall forward in a single bound, all while sporting the Sprite colors.  Can’t wait until the Knicks play the Magic next (Wednesday the 25th of February).  I wanna new rivalry.

The horse competition needs work.  I know, it IS the inaugural year and all, but it needs to be more entertaining.  Maybe getting some feistier guys in there next year will help.  Like that one Italian guy.

Cook won the ThreePointShootout, and the world moves on.  Derrick Rose blew Devin Harris away in the Skills Competition, which featured arguably the best dunk of the night.

Enjoy the game tomorrow, people.



We All Gotta Keep Warm
February 7, 2009, 6:40 pm
Filed under: Collage, Feel, Photo | Tags: , ,

You wanna be set apart?
Burn all of your art repair the wasteful part
I’m a vampire in a forest fire
Hey! we all gotta keep warm
driving towards the storm

Collage By viviennestrauss


Two Shots
January 18, 2009, 5:46 pm
Filed under: Basketball, Photo

Via Tread