Filed under: Basketball, NBA, Video, Yardbird, Youtube | Tags: Boston Celtics, Stephon Marbury
I know everyone saw Zach Randolph knock the mess out of Louis Amundson. This is a clear example of what happens when someone gets frustrated. Your teams getting whooped and you feel like you’re losing respect so you feel the need to prove yourself. So…you give the closest no-name player a cheap shot. The last part isn’t right, but someone forgot to tell Z-Bo. Crime footage below.
Shouldn’t he be used to ass whoopins? He plays for the freakin Clippers and just before that he played for the Knicks! Oh well. *smh
Filed under: Awesomeness, Basketball, NBA, Youtube | Tags: 46, awesome, Basketball, beast mode, best of all time, GOAT, happy birthday, michael jordan, NBA, Video, Youtube
Happy Birthday to my man Michael Jeffrey Jordan aka Air Jordan aka His Airness aka The Best Ever (well, arguably). Without this guy, the NBA would not be as exciting as it is today. The best shooting guards playing today modelled their game off this guy (most notably Kobe). He is the epitome of the word great and has never disappointed on the court. I know people say that your parents should be your heroes, but this guy is mine. I leave you with some of his great moments.
Filed under: All Star Break, Basketball, Comedy, Dancin', NBA, Video, Youtube | Tags: Jabbawockeez, Shaquille O'Neal
It was pretty meh.
Oh my god.
Brings tears to my eyes.
Big ups to moose forintroducing me to this piece of art. Thanks, buddy.
Filed under: Basketball, Chill, Feel, NBA, Video, Young Guns, Youtube | Tags: John Coltrane, POSTERIZZED, Wilson Chandler
If Wilson Chandler was music, he would be the sultry sounds of John Coltrane.

Filed under: Basketball, Dancin', Youtube | Tags: Amazing, Kanye West', Stephon Marbury
This song will forever and always remind me of Stephon Marbury.

So this is the official return to regular posting here on Exquisite Courts. Everyone welcome our (sort of) new writer, Roy.
To celebrate Roy seemingly coming back from the dead, here’s a look at the sultry Big Cactus.
See you later today.
Filed under: Basketball, NBA, Youtube | Tags: Basketball, dunk contest, Dwight Howard, garbage, lame, Nate Robinson, NBA, predictions, RAPE, Rudy Fernandez, Video, Youtube
Really NBA? Really? Don’t do this to this kid. The guys he’s going against are in a different league. Sure he can dunk, but most everyone in the NBA can dunk. That doesn’t mean you should be in the dunk contest. Guess who else could dunk…Chris “Birdman” Andersen. Remember him? This guy will be out in the first round. He’s going against Dwight Howard, the defending champ/one of the highest jumpers in the NBA, Gerald Green, he pulled off the birthday cake dunk, Rudy Gay (the Green thing was my fault, I was watching old dunk contest stuff and said him, my bad), who is still a much better dunker, and Nate Robinson, a 5′9” dunker so he gets high scores automatically. Looks like you’re in trouble Rudy F.
Filed under: Awesomeness, Basketball, Youtube | Tags: Ankle Insurance, aston martin, awesome, Basketball, broken ankles, hyperdunks, kobe bryant, Kobe Jumps Car, NBA, Video, Zoom 4, Zoom IV

I decided that I’m going to start posting reasons why people are awesome. Kobe is one of those people. Reason #1: Makes the best shoe commercials. When the one about him jumping the car came out everyone was like “Did you see that new commercial with Kobe?!?! He jumped a car!!!” Then someone would kill the fun and say,” They just edited it.” The point is, everyone loves his commercials and this new one about ankle insurance is hilarious. I dig that smiling sock at the end too haha.
